Tale of 2 stickies

I have 2 sticks…
1. a GLUE stick
2. a CHAPstick
I have mighty sticky lips! Damn!! X-(

*wash with water * , wash with soap*, * wipe with tissue*
*wash with water * , wash with soap*, * wipe with tissue*
*wash with water * , wash with soap*, * wipe with tissue*
15 minutes later.. dry, red, superclean, smelling-of-listerine lips!! baaah.. :-:: what was I thinking?!