In other news today,

New Delhi: A television journalist claims to have obtained warrants against President A P J Abdul Kalam , Chief Justice V N Khare, Justice B P Singh and former President of the Supreme Court Bar association R K Jain after having bribed a metropolitan magistrate in Ahmedabad through local lawyers.
“What is happening in Gujarat? By giving Rs 40,000 you can get a judicial order?,” the Chief Justice wondered.
If this is the state of affairs, only God knows what will happen to the country,” he observed.

from here

And today is not even April fool’s day!!

Jahaan daal daal par sone ki chidiya karti hai basera
Woh Bharat desh hai mera, woh Bharat desh hai mera!
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